Definetly Profitable
A satirical, browser-based corporate-restructuring management sim: you are the new CEO, investors want profit, and everyone wants an "AI strategy". The misspelling is intentional.
Definetly Profitable is a satirical management game about the moment a tech company has to grow up. You are the new CEO of a company of around 190 people that hired as if cheap money would last forever. Now investors want profit, the board wants an AI strategy, and every employee suspects what's coming.
Over twelve quarters you restructure the org, retrain and redeploy people, decide which AI systems to buy or build, run projects, and manage the board and the press. Every decision has knock-on effects on morale, finances and reputation, and each quarterly report explains why the numbers moved. It is a game, but it is also a playful way to think about the trade-offs behind real headlines about layoffs and AI adoption.
It runs entirely in the browser — no backend, no external APIs and no real AI calls — and is deterministic, saveable and playable online.
Key features
- Twelve-quarter campaign, each quarter split into briefing, planning, commitment review, resolution and report
- Conflicting board objectives, inbox events, media and stock reactions
- Quarterly reports that explain every material metric change
- Fully client-side with JSON save export/import